How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"
  (source unknown)


If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
 
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
 
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
 
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
 
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
  phone. 
 
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
 
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
 
If your wife said "either I go or the computer goes", and you still
  don't miss her
 
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
 
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
 
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor,
  or farm animal
 
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"