YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...
                               (ymbacs = You might be a college student)

1.  If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college
    student (ymbacs). 

2.  If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match,
    ymbacs

3.  If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal, ymbacs

4.  If you have ever written a check for 45 cents, ymbacs

5.  If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles, ymbacs

6.  If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping,
    ymbacs

7.  If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic
    Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II), ymbacs

8.  If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads,
    ymbacs

9.  If you cannot remember when you last washed your car, ymbacs

10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up
    (one trip), ymbacs

11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light,
    ymbacs

12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce
    yourself, ymbacs